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Wednesday, 31 August 2016

The beautiful ones are here


Is it just me or are baby coming out of the womb looking hot nowadays. When I was younger I was accustomed to babies looking like mashed potato or cake mix all soft and amoeba looking on the first day (you know that time when the grandma try to help the baby's life by compressing his heads and maybe bore holes in his checks

Thursday, 30 June 2016

The God of small things

It seem like my birthday this year is going to be one of the worse birthdays in the history of birthdays ....things did not work out as I expected them to(coming from someone whose idea of celebration birthday is disappearing throughout the day and getting back when no one is around, this years seems like its a predicted end of the world .... I hope things look up by monday# I need money.

Monday, 25 January 2016

The worth of 500naira

So, yesterday I took a girl out on a date and after
we finish eating, I went to pay for the food we
ate, the waiter didn't have 500 naira change to
give me. I asked the girl to sit let's wait for the
waiter to go look for change, and surprisingly she
said I was embarrasing her, that I should act like a big boy and leave the change for the waiter...
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Is she crazy ni?
Is she madt ni?
Does she know the things 500 naira can do? I
guess she doesn't .
Well, let me highlight few of the things 500 naira
can do incase she doesn't know...
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500 naira can buy you 5 loaves of bread and two fishes, if you are lucky to have Jesus around, you will feed 5000 people... Is that the money she want me to leave?
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Sardine= N150, indomie (hungry man size) = N100, 2 eggs = N60, plastic Coke = 100. Total N410, and you say 500 naira na small money?
 .
500 naira that I'll use to buy 3 albums & good earpiece?
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Rice N100, beans N50, meat N100, plastic malt N100 and remaining 150 to play Nairabet,...and she say 500 naira na chicken change? I swear she no well
.
Half carton of Indomie sef is N500 naira shey u know?
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 Do you know how many players Arsene Wenger of Arsenal will buy with 500 Naira?
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The most annoying thing is that its possible that this girl has never given 500 naira offering for church o .
See, on a serious note...you won't know the value of 500 naira, untill you borrow 500 naira credit from MTN and you have to pay back.    
THIS IS NOT AN ORIGINAL POST, IT WAS SHARED ON MY CLASS PAGE ON WHATSAPP SO I DECIDED TO SHARE IT WITH YOU GUYS... How was your time at work for all my 8 to 5 workers.